I'm gonna go ahead and issue some double taps....

Certain trends in the celebrity world often force me to issue double taps...which, in sister-gurl speak, means that I'm going to have to tap you twice and tell you subtly about yourself. So here goes!:

The current shoe trend is a platform high heel a la Christian Loubiton, Yves Saint Laurent, etc. it looks like this:

Beautiful shoe. Christian Loubitoun's. And don't get me wrong, I love this trend, but they have to FIT. Like this:
Now, 'Tasia is a H.A.M, but her shoes fit and they're pretty OK. She's making her way back to us, one psedofab outfit at a time.

But then you have this:

in a recent Louis Vutton ad.

Now, one could rebuke that Trina is a mess from her God Awful lacefront to her toes that are looking like they're holding on for dear life lest they be thrown overboard onto the floor.

But then you have repeat offenders like

And Ms. Goode is a repeat offender. I know it's a recession and she ain't done nothing IN A MINUTE but she needs to go ahead and "video model" it out so she can buy shoes that aren't one size (doesn't) fit all.

And then, this week's shocker:

Now, RhiRhi, you don't need to be shopping for a house if you can't afford the pair of Loubiton's that fit you, hun. Bad break-up and all.

Moral of the double-tap: If they don't have them in your size at the store, shop online. DO NOT SETTLE.

Oh, and I found this too

But you know I don't tolerate talking about Mrs. Carter on my blog.

Peace!