I'm really hoping...

That J-Hud doesn't want us to go on thinking that she's just gaining weight...

Cuz we know, boo. You're nose is spread wide as anything and the way that dress in bunching is not in the original design.

Congrats tho!

I don't usually do this...

I've been debating doing so, because you know I love some dark chocolate (on my...lol) men, but I had to put a little bit of vanilla into my sundae....


I'm not even going to lie. Chris Pine b.k.a Captain James Tyberius Kirk in the new Star Trek movie is doing something for me!




This 29 year-old Southern California cutie is a graduate of the University of California. Although he's starred in a number of movies, you may best know him from The Princess Diaries 2.

Damn it if he isn't up there with James Marsden for my #1 cutie from the other side of the tracks!

Just a little something to lighten up your Tuesday!

Enjoy!

I'm gonna go ahead and issue some double taps...part deux

Ok Kids, I feel like (with the prompting of my sis!) that the neuvo rash of Set-it-Off, straight back, a la Cleo braids need to be called out.
Here we go kids. My pointer finger is ready! Double taps go to:

Ciara. it was only thinking out of the box for the album cover, OK boo? Never mind that the "double edition" was really the same album cover with those low budget graphics in a different color. Rocking the same hairstyle in public is unacceptable.

Even if it is Z100. That outfit would have looked GREAT if your Yacky 1B was done.

And let's not even get started on:

Kim, we know you want to be "down" with your FYONE boyfriend Reggie. But, after watching Keeping up with the Kardashians (my secret addiction), he's not "down" with us. So let it go? K, hun? And J. Holliday's straight backs look better than yours anyway.

And the H.A.M. everyone hates to love:

*Side eye*

Just why Tyra? Why are you always on some stupid quest to be "real." So far on your show, you're proven your breasts are "real," the picture they took of your retired model self was "real", and now, you're "real" for the Obama movement for wearing braids on TV?!

It's just not OK!

Now, please, let me explain that I love braids. Micros are so chick, box braids a little more common folk but suitable none the less. And I like the side swept cornrows into a ponytail or a bun. But the straight back movement is best reserved for overnight wear, children under the age of 11, men, and mug shots.

Even Alicia Keys, QUEEN of the braid movement, let it go.
And she didn't even have the jail-inspired straight backs!

So a double tap to you all. Let's pray I don't have to do anymore anytime soon!

A Letter to J-Hud.

Dear J-Hud,



You're Pregnant.
We Know.
Stop Lying.
Stop the Madness.
You're being whack-tastic.
Fatness spreads everywhere. not just you're belly.

XOXO!

Steph

I just can't..Lord!

I need somebody to tell me why your girl (Natalie) J-Hud was on the streets, let alone Good Morning American rockin this outfit

It gets worse people:
I'm gonna take a shot of WHAT THE HELL chased by a Shaking my damn head at this outift! Like we know you're pregnant and all so you need bigger clothes, but this is ridiculous! I'm not ready for the flat big girl butt syndrome to be all ablast in this pic! And is that a ZIPPER buried into the CREVICE of those pants?!

And I'm so bad she's got the hand on the leg as if she's doing something with this outfit! JENNIFER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

I just can't! Maybe that's why the Essence photo spread was taken entirely from the neck up...

They probably didn't have time to find another stylist and didn't want this kind of monstrosity to be in there magazine!

Jennifer, this isn't even Pseudo-fab. This is a H.A.M. Unacceptable.